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Name: Eric
Location: Lancaster, Pennsylvania, United States
Gender: Male
Interests: music, hanging with friends, skiing, snowboarding, hockey, D5!, mighty ducks (the movies not the nhl team), boy meets world (cory is my hero), GO BIRDS, intramural sports, being mennonite
Expertise: monking, doing nothing, intramural sports, juggling, eating, walking, sitting, painting my toe nails
Occupation: Student
Industry: Entertainment
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AIM:  chowder1771
Member Since:
11/29/2004
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| i got this from jordo and i wanted to share it with all of you who didn't see it on his site.
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store!
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hilton head was good. played some tennis, got some sun, had a lot of fun w/ the team. good times dancing to willy, playing top spin, watching halo, relaxing, joking around w/ the guys and sleeping w/ jamie and falcone. PAC matches start this week. we play cabrini on tues. cabrini is the top team in the pac this year in my mind. come out and support us! 3 @ the courts. thur. we have another match at home against Lebanon Valley College.
EU Tennis... Serve it, Live it, Love it!
i'm really excited for musser's wedding this weekend. it should be a lot of fun, and i haven't seen a lot of my friends in a long time. | | |
| spring break 2006
hilton head for some tennis action
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| District 5 showing 'em how it's done. we completed the regular season tonight with a 5-0 victory giving us zero goals against for the season. beautiful. now hopefully we can keep it up in the playoffs which start next week.
went snowboarding on sunday. it was a lot of fun, and i'm going skiing on monday with the pops. can't wait for that.
going to hil's house this weekend. meeting the parents. i'm looking forward to it. should be some good times with hil and jul. | | |
| this past week has been great and i'm thinking things will continue to be great! | | |
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